Ahhh, the good old "before" and "after" shot, brought to you by an up and coming company that is sweeping the nation - BOOTY POP PANTIES. All I have to say is WTF!!?? As an aficionado of hind parts, I have to say, that this product is a waste of time and money for all of you seeking posterior enhancement. For some reason, the experts think this garbage has promise.
They think booty-pop panties are a hit!!! I beg to differ. Since Dave Chappelle is no longer making hilarious sketches, I'm going to step up and say exactly what he would about the panel of experts depicted above. There is not a single black male on the panel!!! We've been liking booty since the dawn of day, and I'm sure we would have a good opinion on the efficacy of such a product. I'd take Warren Buffet's advice about investing, but I wouldn't ask him about booty. Just like I wouldn't put my 401k in the hands of Sir Mix-A-Lot.
I have an idea... how about you do some squats and lunges? The only thing these underwear are good for, is cushioning your backside from a fall. Yes, the model's after picture looks better than the before one, but is she really going to walk around with her back arched and her hips pushed back all day (that can't be comfortable)? Go ahead and put your booty pops in the same box with your Shamwow and your Ped Egg.
Who are the founders kidding when they speak about the target demographic? This is targeted at women without butts, who like men, who like more full butts (YOU DO THE MATH ON THAT ONE... I'm not spelling it out any clearer than that). Just listen to today's rap music. There are more songs about butts than there are about rims, bling, and money put together. What do most rappers look like? Hmmmm.
The term Badonkadonk (or Badunkadunk) was coined in 2001 by Keith Murray in his return to the mic on FATTY GIRL. No, it was not Spoonie Luv from above, nor Dave Chappelle who coined the term (though that's when most of you heard it). Of course I found out this week that Steve Jobs is an aficionado of booty as well. When attempting to type badunkadunk on my IPhone, I got halfway through (B-A-D-U-N-K) and my IPhone auto-filled badunkadunk for me. My name is DJ 2degrees, and I'm a Mac. In honor of Steve Jobs and Keith Murray, I hope you enjoy listening to the Ode2booty mix.
Watch out brothas... the Great American Long-Back has a new trick up her sleeve.
